“HOW I GOT OFF,” QUICKIE CONFESSIONALS
Welcome to Season 2!
Updates on what’s new for the season ahead — new intro, new schedule format, etc…
Cranky pants, stressed from the holiday, sick, but still here with bad porn links that I don’t recommend…
I was too stressed to do the sex this week but for good reason! The build is happening of a new custom GRAPHICPAINT!!
How my insecurity affected my sex life this week and oh, by the way I AM SPEAKING AT SXSW
I'm back! And with crushes, and as a crush, and with porn, and a fully charged insertable vibrator...
My sexual activity has suffered the emotional turmoil of this week, specifically the ending of a relationship
What was bad was made worse, but philosophy and international chatting may have saved the day?
Porn, frustration and settling… Speaking of, settling is an awful idea and it shouldn't be done —unless it inspires better actions as a result?
The surprisingly emotional toll of investing in oneself and some hopeful 40th b-day ideas...
Want to participate?
100% anonymity is maintained unless otherwise authorized… your identity will never be revealed during any type of participation unless you would like it to be.
We are looking for:
Interviewees — Interested in being on the podcast?We are always looking for individuals and sets of sexual partners to interview (you just have to be willing to speak openly and honestly about your sex life)
Audio Recordings — Submit your own filthy recordings! We are always looking for submissions of recorded sex sounds, be it masturbation or partner/group sex (.wav, .mp3, .m4a)
Send us a message and let us know what you’re interested in!
Recording audio submissions
Interested in submitting an audio recording of some sexual activity? Here are some tips for creating a good file:
Use the voice memo app on your smartphone or, a digital voice recorder
Record in a silent space — NO background music please
Be as vocal as possible [explicit consent is sexy! dirty talk is even sexier!]
DON’T PERFORM FOR THE MICROPHONE, we want the honest experience
Please don’t edit — if shit is awkward, great! If there are long silences, we can edit those out. Just be real and open and it will be PERFECT
Hey folks! Special edition of “How I Got Off” to share some helpful tips on sexual satisfaction in the time of Coronavirus AND a link to a Zoom interview I’m doing later tonight (3/26 at 7pm EST)…