Episode 56: [QUICKIE] How I Got Off 8/5 - 8/11/19

Porn porn porn porn and more porn. Started with some bullshit produced stuff then lead to facesitting rabbithole. It all started with typical masturbation research, but continued into facesitting after pulling together all the blowjob audio from the last episode, “The Sound Of A Blowjob.” I was both jealous and inspired; jealous of my own lack of oral sex receiving and inspired to give a blowjob to one favorite cock in particular. These thoughts and feelings are what lead me to the actions and attempts of the following day; reaching out to #54 and after failed schedule alignment, settling for a new partner because I felt like a cat in heat.

And settle I did, because the sex I had Friday night, after my impatience and frustration, was awful… Not only did he have a small dick, he apparently has no knowledge of foreplay nor of how absurd it was for him to buy Magnum condoms! Ugh! Of course these things need to be addressed, and address them I will but at a more appropriate time to protect his feelings. I did make a tactful comment that hopefully leads to him reevaluating the type of condoms he purchases in the future but I’ll never be there to find out so who knows?

Anyway! Frustration before and after this awful in-person sex at least led to some pretty sweet orgasms, both from toys and porn, so there’s that. The week was a win?

Till next week!

Porn links (from consumption not research):
Weird “fake hostel” FFM clip
Japanese groping porn, classic! But also way too long
Good facesitting video but why isn’t the guy touching her??