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No Sleep till ChiTown, January 19, 2019

Lurk in the night, sleep in the day? Pretty much my schedule in a nutshell this past week. Right now I’m off to the airport for my annual Frankie Knuckles weekend in Chicago and I’ve had ZERO sleep; an intense disco nap lies in the near future... Stay tuned for travel diary entries bringing you all the minute to minute action of domestic air travel during a government shutdown and a weekend of dancing my troubles away in the birthplace of house music. My best friend is joining me for the first time so shit is gonna be extra special. Happy Martin Luther King Jr. weekend to all!

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