Episode 92: [QUICKIE] How I Got Off 12/9 - 12/15/19

This week I was heavy-duty cranky pants, battling a cold and in no mood for anyone’s shit BUT I somehow beat off two days in a row! So impressive, which is not what I can say about the porn I watched the second day which was all shitty shit and I am in a real porn-hating space right now. Anyway! Holidays! Ugh.

Also: Festivus

Boob-Heavy Porn I DO NOT Recommend:
Two Asian girls, too much noise
Cheerleader and girl, too much talking, too stupid, no buildup or sensitivity
Meh guy-on-girl fake, girl too ridiculous, who even does this shit 
Meh guy-on-girl fake, boring, no buildup or sensitivity