I’ve always considered myself to be pretty normal when it comes to sex; open-minded and adventurous for sure, but in a very normal way. It’s only been in the last few weeks that I’ve considered the possibility that I may be more subversive than I thought…
Read MoreThe experience was impactful enough that I deemed Blackbird my favorite restaurant — and not just in Chicago, my favorite restaurant ANYWHERE…
Read MoreWelcome to the first installment of: JOURNEY OF A SEX PODCAST…
Read More“Non-consensual condom removal, or ‘stealthing’, is the practice of one sex partner covertly removing a condom, when consent has only been given by the other sex partner for condom-protected safer sex.”
Read MoreWe will be having sex for the purpose of creating an audio recording for the greater purpose of changing the world. I mean, there are a few other steps in between the recording and the changing of the world, but really that’s the gist…
Read MoreIf David Lynch, John Carpenter and the band YES had an orgy while on acid, their baby would be this movie. That may not sound like a combination that adds up to what I consider to be the best movie of 2018, but I assure you it does…
Read MoreIt has been 12 months since I began this venture of carving out a section of the interwebs; 12 months of extreme highs, painful lows, crises of faith, depression naps, carb binges, crying jags, paralysis… and I wouldn’t change a thing.
Read MoreI had over-hyped and under-delivered on a lot of promises, but in many ways the party exceeded my own expectations and certainly that of my guests…
Read MoreWhat the hell is so great about these socks you may be asking? Well for starters, they are cozy as fuck…
Read MoreI am an avid fan of Seinfeld so I credit the show as my inspiration for throwing an annual, blowout Festivus party. I’ve celebrated since 2005…
Read MoreIt's always the same fight. Be nice, don't act out, be gentle, versus — you know what, fuck that shit…
Read MoreThe most important thing about celebrating Festivus properly is to not give a fuck. I mean literally DO NOT GIVE A FUCK…
Read MoreThere’s a pull from the center of my throat into the darkest depths of earth. It hurts. I’m fluttery and panicky all around that still drag. I’m bolted to the ground…
Read MoreTurkey is the worst. Why it has become the all-American method of holiday eating, I will never know…
Read MoreI take pictures of bathrooms. Everywhere I go — visiting my mom upstate, a highway stop in the deserts of Jordan, a fancy restaurant in Copenhagen — it doesn’t matter where, I love it all…
Read MoreA two-night trip to a Getaway House cabin in Catskill NY…
Read MoreDoes anything ever feel complete? What counts as success? Or finished?
Read More… after deciding to give the movie a second chance, I didn’t hate it.
Read MoreI love to travel, and more than anything, I love to travel ALONE…
Read MoreFirst, I’m not entirely sure I would have gone to see the new “A Star Is Born” remake if I didn’t have MoviePass. That said…
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