Change is tough. It’s uncomfortable, inconvenient and just an all-around pain in the ass. I have struggled with change in a million and one different ways and what has helped me the most is…
Read MoreThe lumberjacking competitions start tonight with an axe throw kickoff and a Jack/Jill series of chopping and sawing events. The axe throw thing is between a guy I went to high school with...
Read MoreThe birds are starting to chirp outside my window. I've only just lay down to sleep. I roll over in disgust, turning my back on the dawn attempting to break through the space between my heavy curtains…
Read MoreA couple of days ago someone shared a Tinder horror story with me, about a girl who wanted to fuck him with a strap-on...
Read MoreRecently I switched bank accounts and subsequently all expense funding…
Read MoreBrief video snapshots of moments I didn’t want to forget. Bands, strangers, places seen, events encountered…
Read More… I've always assumed that because I've never experienced a geyser or stream of fluid, then I was not an ejaculator. But maybe I've been wrong?
Read MoreMy Lai (1968), Heavy Broom (2004), Bird (2007), Blush (2007)
Read MoreThe first thing about NYC is this new word I’ve been learning called “boundaries”. As far as I can tell it means “no”. Everybody is big on fucking boundaries here. I’ll literally say hi to a girl and it’s not uncommon for her to say “I’m not interested in you please don’t talk to me”…
Read MoreThis is not to say that YOU are stupid, you're probably amazing, but all of those thoughts and feelings you're probably consumed by are largely useless... and of course stupid…
Read MoreThe first time I spoke to Jeff he was sitting alone in silence. He was fidgety, rearranging himself on a small cushion, presumably to ease the burden of sitting in a hard chair. He looked up at me and said hello; I sat down next to him…
Read MoreThere's a certain type of woman who gets on the train first thing in the morning with her makeup flawless, outfit impeccably assembled, tailored and wrinkle free, hair styled to perfection. I have never been that woman…
Read MoreAs an enthusiastic MoviePass holder I see a ton of movies and not all of them are good. Because I can see a movie a day everyday for a ridiculously small price, my willingness to see a movie has come down to timing, i.e., what is playing near me right now? Which is how I wound up watching Gremlins 2 at midnight a couple weeks ago.
Read MoreUpon arriving at the entry village to Wadi Rum, we were connected with the three Bedouins who would be our roving hosts/entry and exit guide….
Read MoreBut then there's that gray area of fuck buddies — a gray area because even though my gut has labeled them lacking in the relationship material department, they do serve a purpose and allow me to enjoy the benefits of a real life physical man without having to get emotionally entangled...
Read MoreThe daylight is streaming through my apartment right now and I hate it. While I do appreciate not having to use additional electricity to see what I'm doing, it is cold and goes where I do not want it to go.
Read MoreEarlier this year I posted a very wholesome and feel-good piece about the Girl Scouts — here's what I didn't include in that "love letter"...
Read MoreFriday March 2 was my last day. After nearly 12 years of employment, I wiped my machines, turned in my laptop and badge...
Read MoreThe last time I had period sex, it was pretty much just like the sex I had the week before...
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