What happened

Ok so truth be told I have no idea what the fuck I am doing.

I quit a job I held for 12 years. I was a designer and now I'm not. Well I guess I will never really NOT be a designer, it's just not what I want to do with my life anymore. After an agonizing winter of teenage-era insomnia, roaming empty streets at 4am and bemoaning my discomfort, I finally decided to do something different. And that something is this. Or at the very least, this is the start of whatever the next thing is.

I started this site as a platform for writing, to make a habit of it, to feel somewhat legitimate. Maybe it's awful — maybe it's amazing. At the very least it is honest. At times it will be funny, and probably offensive... Whatever — it will be entertaining. You should bookmark me now.

Here is my very first post.