Whew… January 1, 2019
Well here we are… The first day of the hullabaloo dying down and life returning to winter normal. I am relieved, I feel mildly underwhelmed, I am exhausted. I’m treating today like a Sunday and going whole hog on the final day of my holiday self-care push which started with some vegan ice cream and Rick & Morty episodes at 4am this morning after a long night of dancing with friends. Happy new year bitches!
I check my horoscope, January 2, 2019
Do you check your horoscope? I do and I’m not ashamed to admit it. Anyway, l there was something in one of my monthly forecasts (I check multiple sources for a well-rounded outlook you see) about getting a kick in the ass of motivation/production energy around 1/21 and that I may be inclined to extend the holiday season feelings until then. In other words, I may be a lazy bum for the next three weeks. Well today I already feel behind and lethargic and a little unmotivated but who can say if that is cosmic or not? There are so many mysteries of life.
Sweet Potato-Brain, January 3, 2019
THIS is me right now: instead of a brain-brain, I have sweet potato-brain and I feel defunct and on the verge of drooling. I am also hella regretful of my decision to return immediately to a normal publishing schedule as my body and mind have clearly launched a mutiny against all commitments. Sweet potato-brain isn’t fast, sharp or nimble and I fear I am losing the battle. Pray for me non-sweet-potato-brainers. Also, thank you @lorynbrantz on Instagram for your extremely relevant comics.
Amaze-Brain, January 4, 2019
Check this out: yesterday I was a full-on drooling idiot with a root vegetable brain and today I’m doing dishes and repairing my vacuum AND getting errands done. I am a fucking miracle. I even spoke to someone on the phone today! Truly amazing stuff.
Fuck YES Indian Women, January 5, 2019
Have you heard about this human chain of 5 MILLION Indian women made in protest of gender inequality?? It’s pretty fucking amazing; 385 miles long, women of all ages standing shoulder to shoulder. I’ve been seeing posts about the event all week and it brought to my attention that India is considered to be the most dangerous country in the world for women, something I had not realized. This new knowledge makes the impact of their physical statement all the more powerful and courageous and I am so proud of my global sisters for taking a stand.
Complaints, January 6, 2019
So I woke up with blood cramps and right now there is little else on my mind. Well that and: the protests happening all around the world, and of course the terribly angry New Yorkers set for another awful wait at their beloved salad shops during tomorrow’s work day. We all have something.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez—Hero, January 7, 2019
Ms. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez absolutely fucking KILLING IT and not just with her wardrobe, hoops and signature red lips—she is sharp as a tack and already running hard in DC. I am so in love with this lady and not just because she’s from the Bronx! Anyway, I could read her tweets all day and I do (also, so should you). That link goes to a lovely write-up of her “You’re the GOP Minority Whip. How do you not know how marginal tax rates work?” tweet from this weekend, swoon...
Something in the right direction, January 8, 2019
Cyntoia Brown was granted clemency yesterday, which frankly is fantastic but what the fuck took so long? This lady has been in prison for 15 YEARS for defending herself against someone who picked her up for sex while she was being trafficked. Ms. Brown was sentenced to life at the age of 16 and clearly already a victim before the incident for which she was tried but somehow that detail had zero impact on her trial. There are so very many things broken in American systems; may this be the first of many steps in the right direction.
CODY MOTHERFUCKING FERN <3, January 9, 2019
I didn’t watch the Golden Globes but I did see a shitload of pics on Instagram and I just want to give some specific love and attention to Cody Fern who was absolute fire that night — have you seen this??? He should really be the new image definition of smoldering. That is all.
Yeah Yeah, Dirty John, January 10, 2019
Well I gave in and started watching Dirty John on Bravo. There was really no reason to avoid it, more just the principle of the thing, it being so clear it was one of those assumed hits even before it aired! Connie Britton, the goddess herself, stars in it with her tiny forehead and beachy waves. Whatever, she is amazing in the show and Eric Bana too; in fact Eric Bana is so good in this role, it’s near impossible for me to imagine him as anything other than a dangerous pathetic asshole even though I’ve seen him in plenty of other vehicles. Anyway! Dirty John is like, really really good so I don’t know, watch it?
Was it a sky box? January 11, 2019
I went to a networking thing last night and it wasn’t awful. To give more context, it was in a private suite on the 9th floor at Madison Square Garden with food and beverages and a kick-ass view and a private bathroom but whatevs. In all seriousness it was fantastic, the space, event and people. I am inspired me to say yes to more random, open events thrown by organizations I belong to, in places I’ve never been.
Dicks and assholes, January 12, 2019
What to do when a guy has a great dick but also some really shitty tendencies? Get what enjoyment you can out of the situation or just immediately move on? On the one hand, if he was part of my project I would take advantage without hesitation for as long as I liked; on the other, he isn’t so why continue with something that can’t possibly end well? It’s strange how all of this is making my “project participant” seem all the more attractive… This is a luxury problem for sure.
small things and big things, January 13, 2019
So the day isn’t even over and already the “participant” in my project has chickened out and [tentatively?] rescheduled. I’ve also got a hard conversation coming up about bodily violations and that’s always fun. At least I’m at brunch and the poached eggs are perfect and the black coffee delicious.
my crush on cody fern, January 14, 2019
Still so frustrated about the hiccup with my project but at least I have awards-season Cody Fern. At first I didn’t get it, but then the red carpet moments began and now I can’t stop getting it. I’ve searched for him so often on Instagram that he is 80% of my explore page and I am loving it.
Unplanned Violation, January 15, 2019
I’ve had just over an hour of sleep, it’s 6:42am and I’m headed to Planned Parenthood for the second time in two days. Saturday morning during consensual sex, my partner removed the condom and reentered my body without my knowledge or approval of his unprotected state. Yesterday I attempted to get the morning-after pill and an STD test without insurance; after blurting out that I needed copies of the pricing to pass on to my assaulter and subsequently breaking into tears in front of not one but three male employees, I was whisked away to a social worker and now I’m on my way back to meet with someone in financial assistance. Following that I will be whisked away to meet with a medical provider who will administer both the emergency contraceptive and the first of 30 doses of PEP to prevent HIV. I am sleep-deprived, on the verge of tears and filled with deep rage. Have you been here?
Inspiring Cow, January 16, 2019
Guys, this cow escaped a rodeo and survived in the Alaska wilderness for 6 MONTHS. I am impressed, inspired, and very concerned for said cow’s safety as the Alaskan people are hot on her trail. Please join me in hoping/praying for her continued survival and well-being on her journey of freedom.
Marsai Martin, Hero, January 17, 2019
The function of age is debatable. Take for example, Marsai Martin, the actress who plays Diane on Black-ish and is set to be THE YOUNGEST EXECUTIVE PRODUCER IN HISTORY. This girl pitched the movie Little at the age of 11! Now at the ripe age of 14, she has her very own production company. HOLY FUCK. Refinery 29 has a great list of other young [YOUNG] movers and shakers if you want to feel worse about being old— this is actually where I first learned of Marsai’s amazingness outside of acting.
Be like A White Male, January 18, 2019
I just finished a one-on-one coaching session wherein I received some heaven-sent brilliance: BE LIKE A WHITE MALE. Seriously. I was verbalizing my concerns about language and outcome and attributing it to being “woo woo” and my coach stopped me and dropped that wisdom bomb. Using affirmative language is not woo woo, it’s being like a white male. Think about it, white men lie and oversell all the time! And it really is very much like using manifestation language! Stuff like: it’s already happening, it’s already done, it’s already successful; I AM ___, it DOES ___, this IS ___, etc… If you are a white male, this revelation is probably hilarious; to everyone else, you get it right?
No Sleep till ChiTown, January 19, 2019
Lurk in the night, sleep in the day? Pretty much my schedule in a nutshell this past week. Right now I’m off to the airport for my annual Frankie Knuckles weekend in Chicago and I’ve had ZERO sleep; an intense disco nap lies in the near future... Stay tuned for travel diary entries bringing you all the minute to minute action of domestic air travel during a government shutdown and a weekend of dancing my troubles away in the birthplace of house music. My best friend is joining me for the first time so shit is gonna be extra special. Happy Martin Luther King Jr. weekend to all!